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Two-Headed Sharks Are On The Rise, Maybe ... Keep Appearing But Scientists Are Clueless As To Why Sharks with two heads might sound like something from a b-movie (like the ... they have actually been occurring in the wild. Back in 2008 a fisherman discovered a two-headed blue shark embryo in the Indian Ocean ... ocean and a full grown two-headed shark pull up on yo ass. You just gotta lay back and die That looks like ... something from a nightmare imagine a two headed 8 foot long shark ? For ...

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Freakshow Owner Saves Two-Nosed Dog ... group after being abandoned. They took him back to a shelter but because of the two-year-old Australian Shepherd's unusual double-nosed ... and said he'd take him. Ray instantly feel in love with Toby's sweet-natured character, who loves hugs and playing catch ... just like other dogs. Vets were initially concerned that his two noses might cause him respiratory problems, but after checking him ... has Toby too, who he says has been a massive hit with audiences. But best of all, Toby has a loving new home ...

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Amputee Makes History With Mind-Controlled Cyborg Arms Skynet Gets One Step Closer: Amputee Makes History With Two Mind-Controlled Cyborg Arms A man from Colorado has made history ... the first bilateral shoulder-level amputee to wear and operate two robotic Modular Prosthetic Limbs (MPLs), which he received from Johns ... , pattern recognition algorithms, and cutting edge neural surgery he gained two new robotic arms which he can control simultaneously using the ...

Baby Elephant Attacked By 14 Lions—And Survives ... By 14 Lions—But Miraculously Survives If you are a parent with young children then prepare to have your heartstrings pulled very ... though at one point it's practically draped in lionesses, with two on its back and one on its legs. But Hercules (as he ... ain't goin' out like that, and eventually found his way back to the herd. Speaking about the incident, a guide said: In ...

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The Proof That Alternate Realities & Parallel Universes Exist ... 10 Theories That Prove Alternate Realities Exist He starts off with the Double Slit Experiment—a mindf*ck of an experiment that ... involved firing electrons through a piece of material with two slits to see how they impacted the wall behind the ... material. What they found was instead of producing two slit marks on the wall, a wave-like pattern was ... that have, as yet, defied explanations. Along with this some date back to times before humans existed yet purport to be ...