Whatever anyone tells you as a kid, modern adult life really sucks. When you're young all you want to do is grow up and be an adult so you can do adult things. But when you're an adult all you wish you could is grow young and be a kid so you can do all the things kids do. And that's mostly because adult life sucks.
Sure there's a few fun things you can do in adult life like eat junk food, drink alcohol and sleep with whoever you want and sit around watching TV shows eating pizza without anyone telling you to clean up. But mostly it sucks.
One man has been documenting the burdens and small pains of adult life. His name is Chaz Hutton and he's been making flow charts, graphs, Venn diagrams, and various drawings on post-it notes and posting them to Instagram under Insta-Chaz.
They reveal the little everyday trials and tribulations we all must suffer as we transcend from a child to a modern day adult and realize that we have been shielded from all the annoying responsibilities that were absent in our youth. Things like getting a job, paying bills, paying taxes, paying for everything. The list goes on and on.
Plus there are all of the first-world problems, embarrassments, and awkwardness that modern adult life bestows upon us, along with the quirks of contemporary culture.
From ordering food at a restaurant to going out drinking on a Wednesday, Insta-Chaz's post-it notes might not be much in the form of guidance but they're very amusing—and very accurate.
The Everyday Trials & Tribulations Of Adult Life
Passports. Every time.
Bonus Friday drawing! Have a good weekend folks. ?
"What? Oh hi, yeah, just um... Just getting back to some important emails... yes, that is Instagram, but I was emailing just before"
"Um.... You go first"
"Screw it, let's just stay inside the pub till... March"
...but I'll tell all my friends I totally got it and I think it's a great film.
"...the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him... who would you assume is in charge?" - Jerry Seinfeld.
To be honest, it's not a big jump from your 20's to your 30's.
Here's your Tinder one, for all those that have asked.
...now I'm just going to turn off, but when you plug me in, I'm going straight to 23%. Cool? Cool.
Gonna open a desk-fit gym. Three hours of climbing under desks. Remember, it's all about your cord strength people.
Seriously Hollywood. Make this happen.
Yes, I'm looking at you #barrywiegard
Happy Monday everyone.
So ah... Dad... Do you guys need this?