Dogs, they are your best friend, someone who is there for you no matter what, non-judgemental, unconditional in their love for you and the always around to lift your spirits in time of need. Always.
But what if your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone, think about it, the whole dynamic of your relationship would radically change as they adopted a semi-human conscience.
It would probably be a very, very bad thing, because you'd end up getting texts like this-----ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME!
Prepare yourself for 32 pictures of how life would be should nature ever want to mess with your mind and endow canines with the ability to make your life hell.