You don't expect to be told off by a clothing label or for that matter to be told that you shouldn't wear something for sumo wrestling. If you want to sumo wrestle in a cardigan, so be it!
But it can happen, as these tags attest to. Not content with their lot in life it seems these tags want to reach out to us, to inform us, amuse us, test us. They go beyond just their mundane instructions about what temperature to wash them at, and tell us something more. Something possibly important. Something that may not be not entirely useful when it comes to getting stuff clean. But definitely something to bring a smile to your otherwise morose face.
But who is behind these bizarre messages in clothing tag form? Rogue factory workers? Clothes hackers or mischief makers? Some adept Photoshopper? It's better that it remains a mystery.
Whoever it is they are offering pearls of wisdom and i strongly advise you follow them to the letter.