'Fappachino' Anyone? A Coffee Shop In Switzerland Is Offering Oral Sex With Your Morning Brew

The heady, excuse the pun, combination of coffee and oral sex is on the menu at a cafe planned to open in Geneva, Switzerland. The coffee shop is based on similar places that exist in Thailand.

Swiss company Facegirl are behind importing the blowjob and java idea over from East Asia to Europe.

Customers who fancy a little extra 'pick-me-up' with their morning coffee are offered an interesting alternative to the usual Danish pastry in the form of some mouth-watering fellatio from a willing young lady.

They will pay about 65 Swiss francs (around $65) for their coffee/oral sex combo.

Customers will scroll through prostitutes on an iPad to choose who they want to perform the act. They then take a seat at the bar and wait. Bradley Charvet from Facegirl told Geneva newspaper Le Matin that each interaction would be over pretty quickly, in five to ten minutes.

If this all sounds insane bear in mind that prostitution is legal in Switzerland, so the cafe wouldn't be breaking any laws. Prostitution is very strictly controlled however, with workers in the sex trade needing to hold valid permits to counter people trafficking.

Whether it will actually happen depends on Geneva's Department for Security and the Economy who, The Local reports, are currently looking over Facegirl's plans.

It also reports that not everyone is happy about it, "Grégoire Théry of France’s anti-prostitution group Mouvement du Nid told French newspaper L'Express the idea for a café serving up oral sex would only benefit the men behind the business." says The Local. "The business idea would, in effect, legalize pimping, he said."