If You Know What's Good For you You'll Stay In School And Forget About Ever Slacking Off Again

So the endless summer's pretty much about to begin and for some of us it means forgetting about a life of learning and un-focusing all your attention on the path of pain that leads to good grades, good college, good job, good wage, good wife, good home, good kids, good pension, good life, good death.

Yep, but now for the downside, after the perfect summer you are about to experience is over it will seem like returning to a life sentence for being a grown-up and a life of hard work and not-so-much fun.

If only you could have a few more moments of that care-free summer that you just had it might just be bearable, hell, why not just skip class and do it?

However, if you ever wondered what happens if you skip school, then this PDA will set you straight, it’s not just that you’ll miss out on a few classes or miss an important lesson on social history in the Industrial Revolution, it’s that if you slack off you might end up having something far worse happening to you—like, life-threateningly worse. Society is watching you kids and it doesn't like slackers.

So stay in school kids and study hard, like your life depended on it, go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal, walk on the pavement, watch TV, save for your old age, obey the law, repeat after me, "I am free!". Big brother is most definitely watching you. Best PSA ever.


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