Jordan James Parke wanted to look like Kim Kardashian, so he set about having plastic surgery done in the hope that he could be transformed into 'She Who Breaketh the Internet'. He was so enthusiastic about it he threw $150,000 dollars at this wishful metamorphosis.
Jordan told The UK Sun newspaper that he fell in love with 33-year-old Kim after watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 'I love everything about Kim,' he told The Sun. 'She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.'
The bad news is, even though he spent all that money on Botox, lip fillers, laser hair removal, cheek fillers, eyebrow tattoos, and veneers, he still looks nothing like her. He just looks like a guy who has ridiculously inflated lips that you could run rapids on and painted-on Groucho Marx comedy eyebrows.
He has an Instagram account where he uploads selfies for his 14K followers and the 23-year-old makeup artist doesn't care about other people thinking he looks somewhat enhanced. "I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake," he told the Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back."
Next on his wishlist is a nose job. Whether or not he'll appear on the cover of Paper magazine with his butt out has yet to be confirmed.
Is that Kim Kardashian?...........Err'm. No.
I've been looking for a pair of handlebars like that for my push-bike for ages.
They are lips Jim, but not as we know them......