There was Jacinda happily enjoying her sweet 16 party with the 40 guests she'd invited, guests who were swimming in the pool or playing horseshoes in the backyard, when all of a sudden it started raining.
But this was no ordinary rain, this was brown rain. Human feces rain.
"Out of nowhere, from the sky, comes a bunch of feces, lands on her," her stepfather Joe told FOX 29. "It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything."
It landed all over a canopy set up for the celebration and a baby seat (Oh, the humanity!) but, thankfully, they'd just finished having cake, so mercifully at least that was saved.
Or, at least, the guests were saved from trying to distinguish between what was brown cake and what was brown, well, you know.
The question remains though, where had this mysterious flying poop come from? The family think it must've been dumped from a plane flying overheard, and they've reported the incident to the FAA who are investigating.
You could say the incident was a... total party pooper (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Yeeeeaaaaahhhh