It Turns Out Batman Has A Very, Very Dirty Mind

We don't really get to hear much about Batman's "personal life", that stuff's usually reserved for the fan fiction. But College Humor make sure to sour any remaining respectable thoughts you had about the Dark Knight with their vid "Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex."

In this alternate scene from the end of The Dark Knight Rises with Bane and Miranda, Bats just can't keep his mind out of the gutter, making innuendo after innuendo, a sort of Carry on Rising if you will—and it makes you wish someone would do a whole Batman parody movie. Although we do have Adam West's TV series.

The College Humor clip's a couple of years old now but worth revisiting in a week that's seen Batfleck saying he's, like, totally not bothered that fans hate the fact he was cast as the Caped Crusader. From Entertainment Weekly:

Before I took the role, Warner Bros. gave me a bunch of past reactions to casting and said, “Are you sure you want to get into this? This is part and parcel of these movies now. There’s a lot of active fans with a lot of opinions.” To me, having been through a certain amount of that, it doesn’t really… Everyone’s entitled to their opinion. I wouldn’t have taken the part if I didn’t trust my instincts in terms of the filmmaking.

I think Chris Terrio wrote a terrific script. Zack’s a great visual director. And there’s an interesting take. I wouldn’t have done it if I didn’t think I could do it. I have the benefit of a lot of that understanding. But also, everyone is entitled to their opinion. That’s a big part of this international sport. The Fifty Shades of Grey kid or whatever it is. That’s sort of become a thing.

Basically, he doesn't care about the haters. "Everyone is entitled to their opinion" which he says twice, that's a big F-U to them. If he really wanted to rile the fans though, maybe injecting humor into the role wouldn't be such a bad idea. Instead of looking so damn sad.


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