It's bad news. At least, it is for the guy getting diagnosed by a doctor in this video by College Humor, which sees a couple discovering something terrible after the man has a CAT scan.
After calling them into her office the doctor utters those dreaded words that no guy wants to hear, "You're a full on basic bro." NOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO! He tries to reason that only women can be basic, but docs having no of it.
In fact, this guy's so hopeless he's a stage four. There's no helping him, but there's hope for you and your friends. Watch the video and then check for signs. Before it's too late.