Tomáš Moravec has a much cooler way of getting around town than you do. Not content with walking or cycling he uses a modified wooden pallet to glide along tram lines.
And just look at him cruising along in his hometown of Bratislava, Slovakia while giving zero f*cks as people stare at him thinking "wut?". Video description below:
The space between the tram tracks in Bratislava is 435 mm narrower than
the gauge of tracks in Prague or Pilsen (1435 mm). The wooden europallet,
a basic feature of any warehouse or storage hall, with its standartized
1200x800 mm dimensions, when modified can only run on the tracks
So yeah, forget about skateboarding—pallet-boarding is where it's at.