Canadian Guy Gives Hilarious Commentary As He Spots UFOs Over Ontario

Get ready, because aliens are coming to get us. A Canadian man has captured three mysterious flying orbs hovering over the suburbs of Ontario—but that isn't the best part, the best part is the brilliant comedic commentary he provides, which is up there in the belly-laugh-inducing quotability stakes as "Double Rainbow".

Fearing that the UFOs are going to come for his "anoose", he can but watch as the strange craft (paper lanterns) fly into formation and start "under-attacking" him.

The video was uploaded by 1puglife, a group of Canadian pranksters who have coined your new favorite phrase: Son of a dick.