Contemplate this people. It must be completely overwhelming becoming Taylor Swift's new boyfriend. Suddenly you're catapulted into the spotlight—even if you were in it before it shines with a brighter, more blinding light—and the world suddenly wants to know everything about you.
This is what recently happened to Tom Hiddleston, you may know him as Loki from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, who hit the headlines after he was caught smooching with Ms Swift.
It's a shame that he didn't have time to prep for all those prying eyes and well-timed social media posts. Which he could have done by watching this video from comedy group Above Average.
In this amusing sketch we meet the HR department at Swift Corporation who take us through the "Taylor Swift Boyfriend Orientation Video"—a must for any future suitor. They give some top tips for potential boyfriends.
They're always on the look out for them as well, especially in the next three to 16 months. Because, you know, Taylor never likes to keep her boyfriends for too long.
If you think you have the necessaries, have a watch and prep yourself fully.
But whatever you do, don't talk to Calvin Harris or any of her exes, they're just full of bitterness and resentment.