From this day forth this kid will not be known by his actual name of Noah Ritter, but instead he shall be called "Apparently Kid"—and this is his, apparently, awesome interview by Newswatch 16's Sofia Ojeda at the Wayne County Fair in Pennsylvania.
She begins by asking him what he thought about a ride, but he ignores that and goes off on his own tangent about, apparently, never being on live television before and, apparently, not watching the news because he's a kid and his grandpa makes him watch powerball.
Then he goes on to say apparently a few more times and finally gets around to talking about the ride, which he says scared him half to death. Sofia Ojeda should be concerned for her job, there's a new kid in town and he deserves a career in broadcasting.
via Tastefully Offensive