Forget about all other movie reviewers, there's only one critic you need in your life and that's The Onion's Peter "F*cking" Rosenthal. He's a man who's unafraid to ask the important questions and punctuate those questions with unnecessary swearing when it comes to movie-making.
In this video he tackles the latest Hollywood CGI reboot fest Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. And while most critics lament the onslaught of reboots and remakes and sequels, Rosenthal thrives on them. They're his lifeblood.
"Prequels, sequels, remakes, keep 'em coming c*cksuckers." he challenges. He then goes on to pretty much nail the idea-desert that is the current state of Hollywood, while also making you laugh until your morning coffee spills out your nose.