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'Taken' Gets Taken Down In This Honest Trailer

If you thought the Taken movies starring Liam Neeson weren't quite as smart as the Bourne franchise or as ice cool as Bond, but "featured way more beatdowns of guys that look like your Uber driver" then you'll enjoy this latest offering from Honest Trailers.

With a third Taken movie on the way it's just about the right time to take aim at this insanely popular franchise. A franchise that does a great trade in throat-thumping violence and ridiculous and lazy stereotypes of pretty much every character that appears in the films.

Add to that the inane plots, terrible dialogue, the fact that Neeson's family are constantly being kidnapped which means it's essentially the same film made twice (and now probably thrice), and you have the perfect fodder for Screen Junkies' Honest Trailers to tear apart. And tear apart they do.

They better hope Neeson doesn't see this. Or else...

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